It was 'bout 10 minutes ago,
I'd broken my limits ages ago.
'Bout one minute to drink each bottle,
Then of course, I feel the need to throttle.
Some poor person, who steals my wine,
Oh my wine, wasn't it just so fine.
But the bottles are empty, wine all disappear,
My head is strange, I feel no fear.
I stay sane for a few more minutes,
My hope is what I drank was in the legal limits.
Then I start to feel kinda dizzy,
Ohhhh my head is feeling fizzy.
Now that I watch the cop video replayed,
I realize my reaction was kinda delayed.