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How I almost saw the light

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The likes of these BBQ Chipotle wings brought me to my knees on that eventful day of November 1st, 2011 during the time of 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. EST.

So I'm writing this at exactly 7:53 P.M. EST on November 1st, 2011 to tell you that I almost saw THE LIGHT. So I was eating Olympus brand BBQ Chipotle wings and warm rice and warm vegetables and just after a wing, I took a bite out of my rice and it was hot, but I ignored it and kept eating wings. Shortly, after eating 5 wings, I took another bite and it was fricken BURNING! I quickly told my mom to grab some milk and so I continued. On the 10th and last wing, I took another bite of rice and in that second I saw a flash and there was a white light. I heard a voice and it said, "Stop eating wings!!!!!" Half in a trance, I listened and stopped. Then I realized how much of a retard I was as that was my mom speaking. So I told her how it was the chipotle-bbq sauce that was killing me and I left the table. I went to a mirror and realized that the wings had made me sweat a litle (no joke) and that I actually cried a little (The tears didn't leave my eyes). And so that is how I almost tragically got beat up by some BBQ-Chipotle wings.

Peace out!

Moodle, was obviously here. No Duh! 00:02, November 2, 2011 (UTC)

A/N: Everything except the light thing and the voice was true.

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