Why is that I never get the princess?
I feel like a video game character
So many obstacles
To get to that one princess at the end
But every time I try to get to her
I get a game over
And if I do ever get to her
She'll get taken again
Taken away by that smashing knight
Why can't I ever be the princess's knight?
Her knight in shining armor?
But I guess the knight
Has to stop failing first
And actually make it to the princess
But when I arrive
She's always gone
Not in the castle
She's already been rescued
By Prince Charming